Hilarious and Heartwarming Letters to Santa

It's that time of the year again when our kids are writing their dream wish lists to Santa. Some tots ask the big guy for a few simple things while others go for broke, but when it comes to children and their letter-writing skills, there will always be a few laughs mixed in as well. So, here are some hilarious and heartwarming notes that these awesome kiddos penned for Santa Claus. Front Page

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Elf Competency Concerns

Elf Competency Concerns

Santa, it's really time for some quality control. Source: Instagram user niki7070

02
Family Planning

Family Planning

So, I guess this would not be the time to tell Samantha you're pregnant. Source: Instagram user margaritamary

03
Sister Problems

Sister Problems

I'm not going to say that my sister's been bad, but . . . Source: Instagram user saracollins_27

04
Cut the Crap Santa

Cut the Crap Santa

"I want a real puppy this year. Not like the fake one you got me last year." Source: Instagram user marissk87

05
What the Duck?

What the Duck?

Someone really, really likes ducks this year. Source: Instagram user theangieg

06
I Won't Really Punch You in the Face

I Won't Really Punch You in the Face

"Dear Santa, sorry for saying, 'I'm going to punch you in the face!' I would never do that because I am a good boy and I know hitting is wrong. Love, Ryder." Source: Instagram user stinadaisy

08
You Want a What?

You Want a What?

Someone's got some explaining to do. Source: Instagram user marcy_elizabeth

09
Everything

Everything

Good luck finding that Santa. Source: Instagram user shaekss

10
Doogie Doo Don't

Doogie Doo Don't

Santa's all, "Seriously, come on!" Source: Instagram user mzcastro12711

11
Nerf Soldier

Nerf Soldier

Time to start sleeping with one eye open. Source: Instagram user chrisriosbeauty

12
Goochie

Goochie

Here's a tip, Santa: I'm pretty sure you can score some decent Goochie gear in Chinatown. Source: Instagram user goneonone

13
Mixed-Skin Elf

Mixed-Skin Elf

Don't send one of those ugly, white b*tches, OK Santa? Source: Instagram user vtown82

15
Going For It

Going For It

What does he have to lose anyway? Source: Instagram user trishamccarter

16
Wait, What?

Wait, What?

It was cute until it got weird. Source: Instagram user catrobber

17
Prioritizing the List

Prioritizing the List

Because everyone knows that the gifts in the stocking don't count as actual gifts. Source: Instagram user marosco1

18
#5

#5

This kid is awesome. Source: Instagram user sashysweet

19
Please. Please. Please.

Please. Please. Please.

Just these 15 things, please. No big deal, please. I love you, please. Source: Instagram user madreof2kingz

20
Turning the Tables

Turning the Tables

21
Not Much, Just $100

Not Much, Just $100

OK, fine. Make it a thousand. Source: Instagram user claraghmcsorley

22
Algebra Skills

Algebra Skills

Don't worry, Santa, we don't get Common Core either. Source: Instagram user jackieferrell

23
Pokémon

Pokémon

Gonna go out on a limb here, but I'm guessing this kid kind of likes Pokémon. Source: Instagram user that_tattooed_posh_chick

24
A Glove That Makes Metal Come to You

A Glove That Makes Metal Come to You

File this under: sounds much cooler than it will be. Source: Instagram user silviacolloca

25
Going For Broke

Going For Broke

I mean, if you're going to ask for superpowers you might as well go for all of them. Source: Instagram user amyjohan

26
XBox and Medical Supplies

XBox and Medical Supplies

A girl can never have too many pairs of crutches. Source: Instagram user hkeeling11

27
Flip the Page

Flip the Page

A pony. A horse. A bunny. A rabbit. A fuzzy bunny. A fuzzy pony. A fuzzy hamster . . . Source: Instagram user coley_ycp

29
Keilynn's Farm

Keilynn's Farm

Her mom said, "My daughter wants all kinds of animals for Christmas BUT she's allergic!!! Sigh!" Source: Instagram user charmingiamsure

30
Buttering the Big Guy Up

Buttering the Big Guy Up

I just like to spend time with my family, Santa. Especially if that time is spent opening my present from you. You know, as a family. Source: Instagram user bridgedizzle

31
Gift or Die

Gift or Die

The electronics dependency starts really young these days. Source: Instagram user skwilson22

32
Train Setup

Train Setup

It's so super "spasific" that he can't even begin to draw it. Source: Instagram user jcaltman

33
It's a Smyth's Christmas

It's a Smyth's Christmas

Let's hope Santa has a coupon for Smyth's. Source: Instagram user shauna_gilliland

34
Travel Problems

Travel Problems

Yeah, so if you would just leave the loot in my room, that'd be great. Source: Instagram user pam_guardiola

35
Glam Christmas

Glam Christmas

The poster said her daughter "Needed some inspiration for her Christmas list, obviously the Ulta magazine was perfect." Source: Instagram user karlikinsss

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Big Pimpin' Mom's Cheesecake

Big Pimpin' Mom's Cheesecake

Because I'm sure that making a cheesecake for "Santa" was exactly what her mom wanted to be doing on Christmas Eve. Source: Instagram user ionnys_bella_vita

37
Pop Quiz

Pop Quiz

"Are you a professional wrapper? Have you met a unicorn? Be prepared for more next year." Source: Instagram user stephmahoe

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And Then There Is This Kid

And Then There Is This Kid

Well done, parents, well done. Source: Instagram user bearshay

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When All Else Fails

When All Else Fails

Threaten him hard. Source: Instagram user unicornsncheesecake