24 Times That Stock Photos Didn't Understand Pregnancy — at All
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As parenting writers, we turn to photo agencies for stock art to accompany our stories on a daily basis. And it's pretty amazing just how much of it exists — good, bad, and ugly. Today we're focusing on the latter two categories. These pregnancy photos left us feeling confused and shocked and, in many cases, in fits of laughter. Because let's be serious . . . is that what your pregnancy looked like? We think not. Source: Thinkstock/lekcej
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True: Being pregnant can cause your hair texture to change.
But it will never transform into feathers.
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Milk does a pregnant body good.
Especially when your baby consumes it via osmosis.
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YES!
"I don't have one pair of baby booties. I don't have two pairs of baby booties. I have THREE pairs of baby booties!"
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Get me my PICKLE JUICE!
There's really just too much to comment on with this one.
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I may not be a yoga expert . . .
But am pretty certain this is poor (and really awkward) form.
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Oh, crap.
"I'm starting to wonder if maybe this is more than just those three burgers I ate last week."
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Prenatal yoga is good for you.
But it's highly unlikely that it'll make you levitate.
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Wait, how'd that get in there?!
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"Hmmm, what should I make for dinner tonight?"
Cooking's always more fun in my Skivvies!
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While I wait for my baby, I'll snuggle with my sun hat instead.
Because this is exactly what a newborn feels like.
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When we're pregnant, we regress to childlike behavior, too.
No, we don't. This is ridiculous.
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