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Funny Things Kids Say About Pregnancy

Kids Say the Darndest Things About Pregnancy!

Here's a post from our partners at BabyCenter! Every week, we bring you the best parenting and lifestyle stories from the experts at BabyCenter, including this post about funny things toddlers say.


Kids say the darndest things, don’t they? My preschooler cracks me up every day, but during my pregnancy I found her questions to be especially hilarious (and disarming). She (quite innocently) prodded me on topics like:

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“Are there babies in your boobs, too?” They grew as fast as my belly, so I can’t blame her for wondering!

and…

“What is the baby wearing inside your belly?” She assumed her little sister was sporting a diaper and a onesie already.

Ahh, to see the world through the eyes of a child. If that were the case, you’d never worry that what you are saying could hurt someone’s feelings. You wouldn’t overthink anything. And you might have one of these hilarious questions…

  • Do you have babies in your boobs, too? No, honey. They're just huge. Really huge. But no babies in there.
  • Is there another baby in your belly? No, just the one that was born two weeks ago. But yes, I still look pregnant. Thanks for the reminder.
  • How'd the baby get in your belly? Umm...uh...umm...I put it in there.
  • How does the baby come out? Well...I take her out. Okay, so want a snack?
  • Do I have a baby in my tummy, too? Ha, ha. NO.
  • Does the baby's pee come out with your pee? Hmm. Good question, honey. I don't think so...let me Google it.
  • Why are you wearing a blond wig on top of black hair? Yes, I know I need to get my hair colored. Thanks. When does my second trimester start again? I need to call the salon...NOW.
  • Why are you lying on the bathroom floor again? Oh...sorry, mommy's not feeling so well...groan.
  • Why do you get more than one cookie, mommy? BECAUSE I'M STARVING!!!

What is the funniest question your little one has asked about your pregnancy?

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