27 Images That Prove Kids Have the Dirtiest Minds Ever

Flickr user Philippe Put

Children are dirty, y'all. And I'm not even talking about how they eat, play, or just simply live their lives. Nope, their little minds are also so, so dirty — albeit totally unintentionally dirty. There's no better example than when your child proudly brings home a drawing or homework assignment laden with giant phallic-looking rockets or the word "Fart" written instead of favorite, and you struggle to stifle your laughter. And perhaps I'm the one with the dirty mind here, but here's proof at how hilariously filthy kids can really be.

01
Dad's Favorite Toy
Instagram | sarahwilsy

Dad's Favorite Toy

And those are not easy to ride.

02
Favorite Part of the Story
Instagram | michellebryer

Favorite Part of the Story

I didn't realize they were reading Fifty Shades of Grey in elementary school.

03
Everyone Has a C*nt!
Instagram | lindseywirhtmakeupartist

Everyone Has a C*nt!

Does anyone else hear Oprah yelling this?

04
Prebed BJ
Instagram | trinasworld03

Prebed BJ

I'm guessing Dad helped her with this assignment.

05
1,095 Is a Lot Of . . .
Instagram | _bridgetdarling_

1,095 Is a Lot Of . . .

Puzzles.

06
Proud Dad
Instagram | teacher_humour

Proud Dad

I bet this dad has never been so proud.

08
Water-Gun Fun
Instagram | mandatorydotcom

Water-Gun Fun

Time for Mom to start monitoring her kids a little more.

09
If It Walks Like a Duck
Instagram | meggystroebs

If It Walks Like a Duck

. . . And talks like a duck. And looks like a duck. Then, obviously it's a d*ck.

10
Big and Blue
Instagram | lbklimuc

Big and Blue

Uh, you might want to get that checked out.

11
Mmm, Sausige
Instagram | lmmendez

Mmm, Sausige

This kid has a future in romance novels.

12
Silly Sentences
Instagram | bbpiercist

Silly Sentences

Poor, poor Veronica.

13
Tomorrow Dreams
Instagram | newarikid

Tomorrow Dreams

Wishful thinking, kid.

14
Every Kid's Dream . . .
Instagram | teacher_humour

Every Kid's Dream . . .

. . . Is to have a penis- and nut-eating elephant sit by him.

15
It Smelled Good
Instagram | livelaughlovemore73

It Smelled Good

That's a smell you never forget.

16
My Mom
Instagram | jennstuart1

My Mom

Uh, that's a weird name for your penis.

17
Goat Problems
Instagram | lisafisa

Goat Problems

That's one place to put it.

18
Pretty Interesting Princesses
Instagram | teacher_humour

Pretty Interesting Princesses

You have a what?

19
Kids Know That When You Gotta Go
Instagram | supermascaragirl

Kids Know That When You Gotta Go

You gotta go.

20
Take It Off
Instagram | jwagaman

Take It Off

Much easier said than done.

22
Pain!!!
Instagram | babyrakes

Pain!!!

Preach it!

23
Mom Loves the Cack
Instagram | kelsoglode

Mom Loves the Cack

Just about as much as she loves the pot and the Google.

24
How to Make a Pho-Cock
Instagram | jambaylon

How to Make a Pho-Cock

I can't wait to see how this turns out.

25
No Wonder They Have Dirty Minds . . .
Instagram | kenny_kenzington_hob

No Wonder They Have Dirty Minds . . .

. . . Just look at the questions they have to answer!

26
Fack You
Instagram | edyn76

Fack You

FU too, Desi.

27
New Word
Flickr user Meme Binge

New Word

I guess it's a familiar word to this kid.