Man Arrested For Calling His Wife the F-Word (Fat!)

If there's one thing all men should know, it is to never, ever call a woman fat. If you do, you may end up in handcuffs like Joshua McCall. A few days after his daughter's birth, McCall got into an argument with his wife (over dog poop, of all things). During the disagreement, McCall told his wife to "quit being lazy and burn some calories" and threatened to leave her because she was fat.

Yes — he told his wife who just gave birth that she was fat. And he didn't stop there. As the argument heated up, McCall's wife left and called the cops to help her remove her stuff and the baby from the home. When police arrived at the house, McCall said his wife's behavior was a result of "female problems." It wasn't until McCall told his wife to go f*ck herself that he was taken away in handcuffs and charged with disorderly conduct. There has been no word on his sentence, but we think a slap in the face and kick to the groin are acceptable punishments.