26 Hilarious Stick Figure Families (and One We Really Love)

I've never really been a fan of the whole stick figure family decal trend for cars, but, to be fair, I don't really go for bumper stickers in general. Furthermore, I don't need (or want, for safety reasons) every other motorist knowing exactly who is in my brood. However, some folks have really embraced the fad, and those cute little stickers can be spotted on the back of cars all over the place. And while my motto is usually "to each his own," I'd say that the following folks have taken their stick families to a whole new level. Source: Flickr user Christine Rondeau

The Iguana Mouse Family

The Iguana Mouse Family

Seriously though, where does one find a stick figure decal for an iguana with Mickey Mouse ears? I can't imagine there is a big market for those. Source: Instagram user asongforyou

The Prius Stick Family

The Prius Stick Family

People always say that Priuses are surprisingly roomy inside, but I'd love to see that family of 13 climb out. Source: Instagram user dakota._.brown

The Dead Fish Family

The Dead Fish Family

Maybe less hula dancing and more fish feeding? Source: Instagram user laurencjackson

The 14 Kids and Counting Family

The 14 Kids and Counting Family

. . . and by counting, I mean diapers. Source: Instagram user flossboss32

The Bitter Divorce Family

The Bitter Divorce Family

You have to give it to him, that's pretty clever. Source: Instagram user imsupersteph

The Jailhouse Rocks Family

The Jailhouse Rocks Family

Really? I guess orange is the new black . . . Source: Instagram user christine8512

The "Must Love Dogs" Family

The "Must Love Dogs" Family

Although I'd say "family" is a stretch here. Source: Instagram user sierratobiason

The Crazy Cat Lady Family

The Crazy Cat Lady Family

I'm pretty sure I saw this person on an episode of Hoarders the other day. Source: Instagram user thegoddamnbatmanuel

The Busiest Family Around

The Busiest Family Around

I suspect this mom spends a lot of time in her car. Source: Instagram user akjd13

The Oopsie Baby Family

The Oopsie Baby Family

Poor Jodie — second children really do get shafted. Source: Instagram user mike_rousseau

The Motorcycle Gang Family

The Motorcycle Gang Family

As they always say, the family that forms a motorcycle gang together, stays together. Source: Instagram user redwblackdots

The M.I.C.K.E. Why? Family

The M.I.C.K.E. Why? Family

And then the cashier at Disney said, "17 tickets? That'll be $2,000, please. And sorry, no dogs allowed." Source: Instagram user newmr015

The To-the-Left Family

The To-the-Left Family

I just feel bad for whoever that one on the right represents. Source: Instagram user caraj11

The Farm Family

The Farm Family

A horse. A chicken. A pitchfork. I'm guessing you guys aren't city folk. Source: Instagram user missesdvs

The Odd Priorities Family

The Odd Priorities Family

Hey, to some people, two dogs and three bags of money is a very nice family. Source: Instagram user cmarie1

The Skull Family

The Skull Family

Nope, sorry, having your stick family made out of skulls does not make you any cooler. Source: Instagram user achaser83

The Family Tree Stick Family

The Family Tree Stick Family

At least, I hope that's a family tree. Source: Instagram user annaleeblysse

The Rich Singleton Family

The Rich Singleton Family

That's one way to announce your status. Source: Instagram user luucasboehm420

The Mathematician Family

The Mathematician Family

If he truly "loves math," then he must have known that the only thing nine kids and two dogs equals is pure insanity. Source: Instagram user beththephotogirl

The Stick Family Minus One

The Stick Family Minus One

Clearly someone wasn't holding their weight. Source: Instagram user ireallydonthaveinstagram

The Debbie Downer Family

The Debbie Downer Family

Don't even think about cutting off "PA of 12." Source: Instagram user leftcoastpunk21

The Failed Marriages Family

The Failed Marriages Family

Some people just aren't "marriage" material. Source: Instagram user formulatoy

The Yo Mama Family

The Yo Mama Family

. . . hey, now. That's just wrong. Source: Instagram user cmarie1

The Family That Speaks the Truth

The Family That Speaks the Truth

The Modern Family

The Modern Family

Now that's one stick family that gets my support! Source: Instagram user strawberryjes