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AB46, BITO, and Other Acronyms For Moms Who Text

Jul 7 2014 - 8:53am

Do you ever feel like you're speaking a language that only other moms can understand [1]? Especially when it comes to texting! Why do teens get to have all the fun with their own text speak? Moms are the ones who are typing away with one hand and nursing a babe or getting lunch ready with the other. A little shorthand would actually come in handy when texting back and forth with my mommy friends, so I figured we might as well have our own mom speak. Don't worry: I've started the list for your easy reference.

AB46 — Awake before 6
ARS — Acid reflux sucks
BJE — Best job ever
BITO — Bun in the oven
CIH? — Can I help?
CIR — Child in room
CIMC — Crying in my coffee
CS — Colic sucks
CTNM — Child texted, not me
DN — Date night
EM — Epic meltdown
EOWK — Eating out with kids
GUTF — Growing up too fast
HOOT — Husband out of town
IIBY — Is it bedtime yet?
INAN — I need a nap
LTTR — Lollipops to the rescue
MACA — Mac and cheese again
MTWS — Make the whining stop
MTCS — Make the crying stop
MBAL — My boobs are leaking
MRBD — Moms rule, babies drool
MRDD — Moms rule, daddies drool
MTO — Mommy time out
NWASB — Never wake a sleeping baby
NMC — Need more coffee
NMS — Need more sleep
NMW — Need more wine
PA — Park anyone?
PE — Poop everywhere
POS — Phone on silent
POTFA — Pee on the floor again
PTS — Potty training sucks
PWH — Phone was hijacked
RLMM — Running late, major meltdown
SBSA — Sharpie bandit strikes again
SMTSLS — So many toys, so little space
SN — Still napping
SOAL! — Stepped on a lego!
ST — So tired
TMI — Too many interruptions
TMS — Too much sugar
TO — Timeout [2]
TTCD — Time to change diaper
TTF — Time to feed
TTGCTS — Trying to get child to sleep
TTP — Time to pump
TTSP — This too shall pass
VA — Vacuuming again
WSIMFB? — What should I make for breakfast?
WSIMFD? — What should I make for dinner?
WSIMFL? — What should I make for lunch?
WGMPB — Won't give my phone back


Source URL
http://moms.popsugar.com/Texting-Abbreviations-Parents-35134511