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The decision to stay home with the kids isn't made lightly. About five million moms trade in their briefcases for diaper bags [2], and they couldn't be happier. That is, until someone makes a snide remark about their lifestyle. Whether intentionally or not, certain comments and questions make a stay-at-home mom's blood boil. Utter these words, and you'll suffer their wrath.
"You're so lucky!"
Source: The CW [3]
If you consider chasing children and changing dirty diapers lucky.
"What do you do with all your free time?"
Source: NBC [4]
Oh, the free time I have between feeding, cleaning, driving, and entertaining the kids?
"You must get so much sleep."
Source: Giphy [5]
There is no time to sleep during a 24-hour workday.
"I wish I could lounge around in sweatpants all day."
Source: Comedy Central [6]
Yeah, me too.
"Your husband must do very well if you don't need the extra income."
Source: Warner Bros. [7]
Or we couldn't afford the child care.
"You'd think your house would be cleaner."
Source: NBC [8]
Unfortunately, I still have children who make a mess.
"Will you ever go back to a real job?"
Source: AMC [9]
I don't know. Will you ever go back to raising your children?
Since you don't work, would you mind . . .
Source: CBS [10]
No, I will not work at the all-day bake sale, because I have to take care of my kids.
"But you still serve them boxed mac and cheese?"
Source: Disney [11]
Yes, because I am not a professional chef.
"You must get bored being with kids all day."
Source: Bravo [12]
Not as bored as I am by this conversation.
"I'd feel so unfulfilled."
Source: Disney [13]
Seeing the kids smile is the most fulfilling part of my day.
"I mean, it's not like you work."
Source: NBC [14]
Oh, I work, but without the benefits and salary.
"Oh, so you're just a mom."
Source: NBC [15]
No. I'm a doctor, teacher, chef, housekeeper, referee, chauffeur, and a mom.