"My oldest wouldn't leave his alone, he's four now, and he would put the hand down the nappy etc. So I told him one day that it will fall off. Well when we started toilet training, he wanted to go in every time mum or dad went, as they do, and he turns to me and says, 'Haha you played with your doodle too much because it has fallen off! I like my doodle and I will leave it alone.' Well my second son can't even touch his own without my older son, yelling in a panic, 'Don't play with it, it will fall off!'"
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