"My son and daughter climbed in to cuddle with us Saturday morning. My daughter is a daddy's girl and daddy was still asleep. We all know how men tend to wake up in the . . . alert . . . side. Anyway, he rolled on his back so he could hug both kids at the same time and the blanket was down to his knees (he doesn't sleep with covers) and my daughter (she just turned four) goes, 'Uh . . . dad . . . your penis is awake . . . '"
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